pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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