actually, I'm a sock model
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
time to smoke my breakfast
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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