He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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