morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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