Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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