sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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