Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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