He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
As shirtless as possible
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
