That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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