they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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