I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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