so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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