omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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