sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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