Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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