He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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