it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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