I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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