you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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