its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
