i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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