we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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