apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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