I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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