It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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