i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
she looked like the before picture.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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