I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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