everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
