He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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