if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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