I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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