i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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