i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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