what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have aggressive nipples.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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