Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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