I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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