You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
