ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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