Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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