I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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