why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
