People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I could fuck to npr.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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