my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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