you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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