Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My liver just broke up with me...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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