god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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