I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
my poor anus
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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