Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
