R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
the liver wants what the liver wants
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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