You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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