we're chasing vodka with high fives
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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