You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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